28 • Scorpio • Wiccan • Harry Potter Enthusiast • Aspiring Cosmetologist • Future Filmmaker • Historian • Drag King • Trans • Non-Monogamous • QueerI'm an open book. Just ask me anything you want to know. Share your thoughts
people who sleep with one pillow make me sick
people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh
I have two pillows… my head goes on one and I cuddle the other as if it was a person
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.